An Evening with My First Love

Jams and I decided to watch a movie.

James (listing movies): Which one?
Me (in the mood for a movie adventure): I will watch the last Harry Potter movie, the last Lord of the Rings movie, either of the last two Pirates of the Caribbean movies, or any of the Indiana Jones movies.
Jams: Pick one!
Me: I narrowed it down! Any of those would be fine.
Jams (picks up the last Harry Potter movie): This one or an Indiana Jones movie...which one?
Me: Don't make me choose between Professors, that's just mean.
James: Fine, I just watched the Harry Potter movies. (holding the Indiana Jones Trilogy): Which one do you want to watch?
Me (blissfully covered in puppies): Whichever one he is teaching in.
Jams: I think that is the second one.
Me: Okay.

While watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Me: OOooh, I forgot she sings "Anything Goes!" I love this song. I even like it in Chinese.

Me: Is it wrong that I secretly love that Red and gold dress?
Jams: How is it a secret if you just told me?
Me: Meaning that I should hate it, but I really love it.
Jams (blinks and turns back to the screen)

Jams: That chick is annoying.
Me: Aww I like her, well I liked her as a kid.
Jams: I did too, then I watched it as an adult and I can't stand her.

Me: MMmmm Dr. Jones in a Tuxedo.
Jams: I know. I think the teaching thing is after this.

Me: Wow, that chick is annoying.
Jams: I told you. (mocking) Oh, I can't stand it, I am going to drop the gun, because I am an idiot!
Me: (mocking) I broke a nail!
(both mocking everything she says)
Jams: It must not be this one he teaches in, they are with that chick the entire time.
Me: Ugh.
(a minute later, Loud screeching of the blonde chick): INDEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me and Jams (Cringe)
Jams: Do you want to watch the other one?
Me: Yes.

(Changes movie to Raiders of the Lost Ark)


(Marion Ravenwood punches Indiana Jones)
Me: I like this girl much better.
Jams: Me too. This is the one that comes back in the fourth one.
Me: I haven't seen it, I was told not to, that it is awful.
Jams: It is faith full to these movies.
Me: I heard that it was all "I'm too old for this shit," jokes.
Jams: It was all right until the Aliens showed up.
Me: ALIENS?!
Jams: Yeah, it was pretty bad.

Me: OOoh, he is so sexy in his three piece suit and glasses... then changes into his adventure wear with his gun and whip. They don't make men like him anymore. It almost makes me want to live in the '30s. Would you want to live in the '30s?
Jams: There were fewer rights for women.
Me: Sure, but the men weren't useless.
Jams: Hmm... (contemplates)

Me: That hat is sexy.
Jams: I know.
Me: How does a hat make a man sexy? I don't even mind his hairy chest. I might even like it on him.
Jams: He is such a virile man.
(a moment of silence to enjoy a half naked Indiana Jones)

Me: I really like that nightgown/dress thingy.
Jams: Me too.
Me: She changes clothes a lot for this amount of time.
Jams: She can't keep her clothes on when she is around him.
Me: I don't blame her. Would you be able to keep your clothes on around him? I wouldn't.

Jams: Ew, I can't watch this part!
Me: Where they open the Ark?
Jams: That piggy man is disgusting!
Me: His face melts off, it is awesome!
Jams (covers eyes): Ick!

I hadn't seen that movie in probably 10 years, and I still love it.


Code of the Morgagod, Sign # 198 of a good movie: The theme song has been stuck in my head for three days. It still isn't annoying.



do do-do DOOO! do-do Dooo! do do-do DOOO! Do-do DO_DO_DOO!
do do-do DOOO! do-do DOOO!
Na Nunh-Nunh-Na-Nunh-Nunh-NA! Nunh-Nunh-NA! NA-NA NunhNA!
do do-do DOOO! do-do Dooo! do do-do DOOO! Do-do DO_DO_DOO!