Quotes

People I know are unconsciously funny. They crack me up, then give me the Mysterious Face of Mars look when I laugh. These are some of the things people have said to me in the past few weeks.


"And everyone knows, you always take Aristophanes with a grain of salt." - History Professor


"The weather has just been really up in the air lately." -Yolandi


"I have just eaten too many bad bunnies!"- Jams


"If I had a dollar for every time I had to break up with a girl because it was physically impossible to have sex with her- I would have four dollars." - Guy I know


"Quick! Does anyone have a binary decision maker?" -Dr. Lake


"Shouldn't short plus short make you shorter?" - Classmate in crime


"I need water ASAP before I totally kill the teacher!"- New BFF


Of course, I was guilty of the same thing, the following made my Composition professor crack up:

"Damn you F. Scott Fitzgerald! Damn you and your nuances!"



These I said today and made other people crack up:

"You need to brush up on your Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm."


"I say 'foo' on your two 'B's.'"



Taken out of context, most things can be funny, still I appreciated these sentences this last little bit.